I copied Jessica Zafra's idea that she used in some of her columns. http://jessicarulestheuniverse.com/2009/03/27/movies-in-3-lines/

1. Her psycho fan dies.
She goes bonkers for no cause.
Boring agony.

2. Rookie loses gun.
Gun used by others for crime.
Rookie blames himself.

3. Gay love in prison.
Dance, smoke, caress one’s body.
Genet’s only film.

4. Irksome guy takes case.
Finds evil box with weird content.
Pretentious film noir.

5. Boys go to see Lola.
Old hypocrite falls for her.
He becomes sad. Hah!

6. Dog kills his owner.
Witches cause more gruesome deaths.
Grand Technicolor.

7. Father cheats on wife.
Son follows father’s footsteps.
Wilder’s doing bad.

8. Street children with guns.
Corrupt cops, drugs, muggings.
Not on DVD :(.

9. Friends plot a murder.
Strong friendship turns to madness.
What were they thinking?

10. Couple on the run.
Bonnie and Clyde’s a rip-off.
Farley Granger’s hot.

11. Hepburn’s off to Venice.
A romantic fantasy.
Brief Encounter-esque.

12. Reggae song’s a hit.
When singer turns murderer.
Jamaican cult fun.

13. Black woman finds mom.
Turns out her mother is white.
I cried, watching this.

14. Fat girl has cute sis.
Sis’ boyfriend is an asshole.
So is the fat girl.

15. Gay man is blackmailed.
One of early gay-themed films.
Dirk Bogarde’s gorgeous.

16. Guy films tortured girls.
British answer to Psycho.
A fucked-up movie.

17. Love affair in Japan.
Starts with lovely body shots.
With some real footage.

18. Circus “freaks” are mad.
Bland people make fun of them.
Justified revenge.

Movies:
1. Opening Night
2. Stray Dog
3. Un Chant D’amour
4. Kiss Me Deadly
5. The Blue Angel
6. Suspiria
7. Avanti!
8. Pixote
9. Heavenly Creatures
10. They Live By Night
11. Summertime
12. The Harder They Come
13. Secrets & Lies
14. Fat Girl
15. Victim
16. Peeping Tom
17. Hiroshima Mon Amour
18. Freaks

I really have nothing better else to do XD.